Conspiracy Theory: Chemtrails The seventh installment of The Paw Print: Satire Edition

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“Chemtrails refers to the theory that governments or other parties are engaged in a secret program to add toxic chemicals to the atmosphere from aircraft in a way that forms visible plumes in the sky, somewhat similar to contrails,” wrote The Keith Group of Geoengineering for Harvard University.
They are chemical or biological agents released by aircrafts to control the public or to be used for chemical warfare.
While scientists will say that chemtrails are just condensation trials produced by engine exhaust and air pressure creating water vapor, when has anything been as simple as just “condensed water vapor”?
That is a blatant lie by Big Government to hide the health effects of their psychological and weather manipulations through mysterious substances.
“Chemtrail conspiracy theories began to circulate after the United States Air Force (USAF) published a 1996 report about weather modification,” said Wikipedia on April 5.
The U.S needs to dominate the world stage and weather modification during warfare to give an advantage is another chemtrail use.
Weather manipulation is not a myth. The website How Stuff Works reported that in the 1950s the British used salt, dry ice, and silver iodide to “seed” the clouds and make rain.
“I started looking up at the sky, noticing it was just crisscrossed,” said a supporter of the theory, Tammi Reidl, to the Guardian.
Reidl cites known examples of government experiments in the past, such as in the 50s when the army did a simulated germ warfare by releasing bacteria into San Francisco’s fog, which left one man dead.
Another source chemtrail conspiracy theorists use is Facebook. Sierra Nevada Geoengineering Awareness is a chemtrail conspiracy theorist group on Facebook with 500 members.
“The group’s 500 members post constantly about “aerosol attacks”, “toxic silver skies”, mad men playing god with our weather, blocking our life-giving sun”, reported the Guardian.
A scientist named Willhelm Reich (1897-1957) created a device called the cloudbuster to influence weather patterns and remove harmful energy from the atmosphere.
The cloudbuster is made of metal pipes with flexible tubes, the ends containing water, and is used by many chemtrail believers to clear chemtrails through their removal of harmful energy in a similar way to a lightning rod.
Chemtrails are making us sick. If the government won’t own up, then the public needs to rise and recognize the chemicals that are being sprayed from 53, 00 feet in the general direction of civilization.

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Conspiracy Theory: Chemtrails The seventh installment of The Paw Print: Satire Edition